Paris Attempts to be Cultured

Thanks to my web browser I happened to find these photos of Paris Hilton adorned in bindis and other fancy, traditional head arrangements. When I first saw these photos I thought to myself "What in the world is Paris doing in India?" Oh boy, was I wrong! Paris happens to be in The United Arab Emirates filming her dumb t.v. show (no offense mom)! I really don't care what the heck Paris Hilton does, but I couldn't help but notice what a flat out idiot she is. AGAIN.

Is this one of Paris' attempts to be cultured? I can hear her now: "Like, omg! Now that I'm in Dubai or whereverz, I can wear those head thingies like Madonna & Gwen Stefani! Thats like, Dubain or something, right? Omg I'm going to make them sooo hot right now! Huuuge!!!"

According to the fantabulous Wikipedia online resource, bindis are worn throughout South and South East Asia! NOT the Middle friggin East!
If Paris really wanted to be cultured and look like she knew what she was doing she could be sporting something like this.